“I’m not sure why NASCAR thought (insert bad idea here) was a good idea in the first place.”

I’m not sure why NASCAR thought group qualifying on an oval was a good idea in the first place.

When you invest in really good cordless impact guns you get your money’s worth.

I’m worried about how I am more impressed by this than anything else.

Impressive tech, but the one party trick us humans have that rbots will never have that we can see a tiny wee bit into the future. Not a whole lot, but those picoseconds add up when you’re driving.

Sure, but if you were a college-aged stoner who needed to come up with a way to deliver ravioli to your housemate without getting off the couch, this is fucking genius.

Yeah, for a design project this seems surprisingly lame. It looks like something I would have made at 10. 

This is for a college class? My middle school students would PWN those college boys!!!

Hey, self testing worked out fine for Boeing

Allowing manufacturers to perform emissions testing and fuel economy estimating on their own products is just a completely flawed way of doing things. 

WELL DONE BAKU

Be fair here...

When things get into the several thousand dollar mark, weird goofy things become cool, just because they are weird and goofy.

So if this thing was listed for what I think is a fair price- Approximately $2800 plus a used ipod nano and a sack of potatoes, I would definitely consider buying it.

Key word is…

That’s weird. The poll looks alright to me. Are you using one of those new folding phones? 

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

It’s going to take me a long, long time to come around on that front end. I appreciate that they swung for the fences, but, man. Catfish vibes.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

The Prius is utterly ridiculous. Who signed off on the headlights?!

Okay, okay, sure, it’s a wildly unreliable 40+ year old Italian car, I get that. But it’s so damn cool! Look at that thing! Nice price because I’m a nostalgic moron.

The conversion is $39,995, and that’s on top of the truck itself.

My pillow is brown.