Ha!

“Why are they doing this testing with a rust free car?” - Michigan Craigslist user

The front looks bloody awful, nothing else is needed to be said.

I actually think the Panamera is better-looking, not to mention that it’s probably less cramped for rear-seat occupants.

My Golden Eagle has provisions for a winch!

We literally could not stop hatching diabolical plans.

“my brilliant coworker Jason was in town”

You really should consider buying a Jeep with a winch...

Dude pull the telephone pole sized stick out of your ass. Nobody was hurt, no property was damaged, who gives a shit if a guy has a tiny bit of fun while driving around?

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

He makes me think of Dwight from the office

It would appear that Rolls Royce and Fancy Kristen have both time-warped into last century’s commodities market. Surely an heiress of her eminence would have access to more modern pharmacology.

I am both impressed by your ability to find friends willing to go the distance with you for these rusty heaps, and depressed by their unwillingness to let you make the safe choice. You’re absolutely right: control over your own vehicle is hard enough without worrying about the other idiots who have demonstrated their…

Absolutely nothing, thanks for asking

Can you really get a closer shave with less irritation using the front grille?

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?

What will last longer, your rusted out Jeeps, or your will to live after driving the Camry every day?

God damn this is well written

Here's a shot I found online:

Do you have any photos of the C4 digital dash display? That sounds unbelievably cool.