ouch... & i mean REALLY OUCH!!!

i know... its a photoshop of a natural healthy breast with that of a seed-pod of some kind of flower, but still it was a great reply to the awful picture above!

also... one with schumacher & alesi as well!

i hope you suckle on this in your next sexual escapade for showing us that... damn you all for giving me the goosebumps before bed & reminding me that my photoshoping needs a little bit more honing... here; feast on this!

a new line of COTD model line-ups?!

the end when webber gave alonso the lift back to the pits & parc-ferme, i mean... i was warm all over & it suddenly reminded me of this!

i had it, & loved to go side-ways with it even before i knew there was something called "Initial-D" (thank god for satellite TV where I live)... &, for some stupid reason that when we moved, i lost it & never found it again, only to find out that it is one of the rare ones when searched for it on the net... DAMN ME…

that's wonderful, & kudos for owning it & running it... & embarrassing the kids with it, lol!

makes a good QOTD... "what car would you truly, madly, deeply bond with?!"

i would've loved to see more plans & sections for it... you know, from an architectural point of view (not bad to throw in the 1st drawn sketches as well!).

great one dude, choose your poison... i was really thinking speigel's "angry birds" photoshop of the shuttle launch in space would take it... but yours was a cracker when i read it (an instant classic in today's F1 weekly hoo-haas); congrats & keep it going (now, i just need to find a way to watch the qualifications…

dude... its baghdad; so its low to none... its not basrah, so we don't have humidity, we only have dry hot wind from the desert!

true, but off the record... just come & take measure it yourself to see!

stop wining from a bit of heat... come here & see how we live in heat! (50s - 60s celsius / shitty electricity grid / scorching hot air / sometimes dust)... yeah baby; that's summer (baghdad's style)!

well... 7 models, eh? "ASS-HATS" has 7 letters as well... anybody wanna take a try (1st round is on the house)?!

"TAKE THAT... for dragging us into such a deal!"

"See... I'm totally sober; my hand isn't twitching at all!"

can we... in some way or another; get mr. leno to contribute here at jalopnik every now & then? even if with a piece every couple of weeks... it would be a great add & a great boost to the site (if he needs any convincing; just take him out to the 'ring & show him our fan-made tag!)...

actually... call me a bit weird, but i don't find it that repulsive, i mean with all the technology & craftsmanship in it; it looks like diamonds on a shiny golden plate... & that grille just seals it for me... to be honest, that is!

The Bentley Mulsanne... its the only one in current years to define the term "land yacht" correctly, & it kicks both RR's & Maybach's ass in terms of performance & luxury while keeping an un-paralleled status on the road (or on anything, actually!)...