Karen-Becky.

Hey man, the systematic oppression of black olives is a very real thing. And don’t even get me started on those bigoted ass capers. Fucking fascists...

As self-owns go, that one is almost zen-like in its perfection. 

Some people are just completely unable to grasp the concept of irony.

LOL

5th gear: Sounds like they were making cars rental companies wanted, which is a circle on a Venn Diagram with very little overlap with the circle “what people want.”

Nah closer to a Mustang. The Accord has significant FWD proportions that jump out as cheap car proportions.

I was a master tech at Saturn in the mid 1990s, and I qualified on and drove the EV1 during factory master tech training at the Spring Hill plant in 1996.

Neutral: Well, “It looks to be a long hot summer here in the city.” might be the biggest understatement I’ve read in a while.

I’ll be the contrarian and go with a highly illogical NP.

Fuck, let’s hope!

Which means you now have money for the cool toys you couldn’t have as a kid!

I’m just gonna put this here

Ha!

Yep, that’s politics. Some change their story over a decade. Some do it every 24 hours. 

If I bought a Ferrari from a Mitsu dealer, I would totally leave the “Big Jim’s Mitsubishi” license plate frames on it.

Is that the new ad from the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce?

That gif never gets old.

“Yes, a four-wheel electric tricycle. You know, like a biped with a third leg, or a five-legged quadrupedal dog...”