HAH! Found a way!

I have a bunch of ideas. Most of them not particularly weird. Some easier to do than others. This is probably the weirdest.

All right, fine... weird project? Weird project!

That MB is my favorite era - so smart, so sinister - especially in black on black with no headrests

That is also a video game. 

Being somewhat pragmatic and having worked for a while as the IT manager at a large Ad agency how about this scenario.

Is that the cable channel with the people addicted to eating toilet paper, or the other one with similarly useless reality shows?

I’d be okay with never seeing the inside of an office again. Hearing endless sports chatter or “adults” talk about how they barely remember how they drove home from the bar drives me fucking nuts.

Nah, homeboy will end up landscaping for an uncle and killing off a 12-pack a night until cirrhosis ends him, while homegirl will end up failing at being a tattoo artist and selling LuLaRoe after having married an abusive jarhead.

In this time of COVID-19, naps become days. I fell asleep and awakened to Christmas Morning! My gift is my deliverance from the grays!

Someone bring me out of the grays so I can have a discussion with Andrew P. Collins...

10/10 would Dali

Yeah, contrast that to a Kia Soul, which I’ve also had a rental. That’s a car that wouldn’t be my first choice, but if I needed a budget car, a soul would be a great option. A cube...just shoot me and put me out of my misery. 

NO ONE should be using this word yet we reward some people with million of dollars for the continued use and distribution of this word.

Found him a new sponsor:

“You shouldn’t have to jump for loans”

Tears For Lower-Tiered Startups

This is an amazing price, as long as there’s no rust. If it wasn’t on the other side of the country I’d seriously consider running out and buying it today.

Forever to be used as a cautionary tale about removing the decals on a vehicle before getting rid of it.

Um, isn’t that exactly what Trump did?