The valid reasons are simple.

Next stop: we are going to stop selling cars.

Context is super important! I’m glad you took the time to get the why, before asking why. :) Thanks for the respect. 

I can fix my own cars too, but these days I place more value on being able to get to work and get their kids to and from wherever they are going, than bragging about how I managed to limp a broken car home with a bailing wire, duct tape and a borrowed panty hose.

Nah I’ll just go back to bit parts in subaru adverts

It was my first day on the navigation crew and they wanted to help me feel less nervous, so they whipped out the potato moonshine

I wonder what the rules are for disclosing something like this, particularly in light of rumors that Ford is pursuing electrification of their F150s.

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

I took my son to our first Monster Jam this past weekend in Arlington TX. Lots o fun and it really felt like watching my kids’ toy trucks come to life. Sparse crowd here in the Anaheim video, wonder why, it was sold out in AT&T Stadium.

*this is just a render guys, don’t blow your wad.

I hate to be the devil’s advocate again, but I really enjoy seeing Subaru succeed as a beige-manufacturer, mainly because I feel like they do beige right. Simple, no frills, capable, and honest; that’s what the Loyale and 360 were all about and I’ll be damned if I don’t think that Subaru is perhaps one of the few…

I joke that I just follow the appreciation curve with my mileage depreciation on my Viper.  Bought an 04 something like 6 years ago and used it as my daily driver since then (well, until I got married, then my wife’s Malibu took a fair portion of the duties on poor weather days at least).  Odometer is currently…

NP this car is a legend of ludacris proprotions... seriously 78k grandma miles with it being parked under the car port it’s easily worth the ask

I guess at some point you get to quit calling it a repair and start saying you’ve reproduced the vehicle in metal-reinforced epoxy composite.

This is like going to a heroin addict and going “I know you’re addicted to heroin, but have you considered doing even more heroin?”

Free Bird for the slacker generation.

Orlove’d: When you flip your dream car on it’s roof

Obligatory:

Star for schtupping.

I Drove My $500 Postal Jeep Every Vehicle I Own Only a Few Miles but It Was Still Sketchy as Hell