The FreeSTDCheck billboards have all been pretty funny.

I like V8s and making fun of die-hard eco activists as much as the next guy, but man, outright denial of climate change just makes you look like a dumbass.

Switching to public radio jazz (wbgo out of Newark -check them out) was the best move. To me, jazz is all new but also kinda samey so it’s perfect background. They also go funky on Saturday mornings. Customers love it. The classic rock station would play the same songs on a 4 hour loop, every day. Maddening. 

My daughter calls that, "a speed turn!"

Why would that guy from the Dwayne Johnson action movies care about how many seconds my car is? And where can I get an energy drink that size?

Your whole portfolio is comprised of expensive bikes with nothing unique about them, except for one new electric bike

Harley’s biggest fan base voted for the policies that are helping to kill it and I could not be lol’ing any harder.

“I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” *brub brub brub brub brub*

A 4000 pound RX-7? Fuck. That.

The only possibility out of that partnership would be the RX-7 being heavy as fuck and resembling a cinder block wearing a mullet.

It’s not a big enough deal to nix the whole car, come on! Unless this is like your key criteria in a car. If that’s so, okay.

I can’t stop staring at that photoshopped steering wheel…

I passed on both a 911 and an E30 M3 back when no one cared.  I also kick myself every day.  

I must be crazy. I know I’m crazy. A profit of 7 BILLION dollars and it’s still doom and gloom because the margin is ONLY 4.4 percent?! You made 7 BILLION dollars last year! And investors are crying because maybe you coulda made more?! These people are fuck nuts. Time to take Ford private and off of the stock market.…

It’s the ‘congratulations’ that makes it art for me

A job that 1 Subaru with snow tires likely could have tackled with ease. 

Whenever this comes up everyone takes such an NA-centric view of pickup trucks. 1st gear makes it pretty clear that while big luxo-trucks are tremendously profitable and popular in the US and, to a lesser degree, Canada, absolutely no other country on earth wants them. It’s all well and good to only offer a $60k…

never got this reference until now...

Thick ass slice with a couple of pats of butter, microwave that shit and cover it with fresh cracked pepper. :drool: Have to have the Mrs make some now dammit.

Leftover meatloaf is the stuff of great sandwiches!