Chuck Norris wishes he was Chuck Yeager.

Yeah, I’m super disappointed at this move, but I expected to be thoroughly disappointed by the new 3-series in its entirety. I daily-drove various 3-Series models for 15 years, but no more.

Theres three I see driving around in Philly all the time, it's awesome

Nice Merc!

I haven’t seen it for a long time.  I couldn’t resist.

“...In other news, Volkswagen subsidiary ‘Tesla’ has been caught cheating on emissions testing.  Scientists are looking into how this is even possible...”

Rancho?

All this review has made me realize is that the old X5 design still looks damn good

A few reasons. At its most basic, we’re owned by a larger media company that’s based in New York (which is in itself owned by an even larger media company based in Miami), and we’ve always been owned by a larger company based in New York (as an aside, I’m always fascinated by people who say ‘Jalopnik was better before…

I mean, like, I would, but still.

Boat?

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

/Cackles as he takes his near 300hp wrx with a 6speed manual to work tomorrow morning.

As a child of the ‘80s, this exercise reminds me very much of Little Van Goes; because “Even if you can’t drive your favorite van, you can still design it.”

there’s only one mural deserving to be on the side of a van:

Why mess with perfection?

Exit... Van Left

So they took a regular frame, made it have a taller ride, and added a couple more jumper seats to say it now sits 7.

I occasionally have to tow the race car. This is a costly nuisance, both in fuel and rental costs (as I don’t currently own a tow-pig).

I injured the fur trapper.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.