Two things:

I’ve never had one, but I know a guy who either does or did: Ron.

Reminds me of:

I don’t hate any of these, but that bus/hauler thing is DOPE!

I’ve been toying with the idea of writing a series – stories? screenplay? other? – chronicling a week in the life of a VW Service Advisor.

Former VW Service Advisor here (again).

Yes, but they didn’t have to put a warranty on it.

Silver 1986 Nissan Sentra 2-door Deluxe. A better, or at least more accurate, picture. Just like this, but silver, and with a CHMSL.

RE: Why?

My experience selling service at VW says everything was a MULTIPLE of $400.

Neat cars, kind of fun in a fast tank sort of way, but they are just bad news.

RE: NP

RE: B3 Passat

RE: Seat Heaters

Former VW Service Advisor here.

CP.

So, the whole idea is an Alfa Romeo Giulia that doesn’t fail all the time?

I remember playing with one of these at the MB Classic Center in Irvine. They run on hexane. At the time, you could buy hexane from the MB parts counter. It came in a bottle and had a part number.

My childhood as well.

I read that as “Belong in the Honda City Turbo II. It belongs in you.”