he’s the president of the god damned United States of Merica, you think he gives a shit about sexual harassment? even if that was such a thing, which it’s not - cause we all know Kathy’s ass wants a good firm slapping so she knows shes doing a great the best job, he could just pardon himself if he ever got convicted…

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

I wonder if it’s going to dawn on him that he’s never going to “enjoy” anything about his life again (assuming he ever enjoyed anything). If he keeps occupying the office of President, he’s going to keep fucking up (only on a progressively larger scale) and getting rightfully shit on by (at least) 60% of the country…

The problem, though, is who is picking up the reigns when Trump abdicates responsibility at the slightest sign of work? Arch-Republican Ken Doll Mike Pence and dog-eared copy of Mein Kampf in a smelly burlap sack Steve Bannon.

This is why the constant protests that “we’re all going to die” ring so false to me. Trump isn’t capable of fucking things up enough to cause us all to die. There are far too many details involved, and that shit’s boooring!

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

I actively sought this out and I encompass multitudes

Thanks for stopping by, Bill!

If that was meant to be a pun by AgenRockstar it was......well-done.

Their lives are at steak. I mean wallets.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

so the other half makes their kids do the same pleb shit my kid does, nice

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Weekend at Walder Frey’s.

I didn’t know I could ever want anything so much before you typed that sentence.

I just want a scene w/ Lyanna Mormont and Olenna Tyrell before the show ends.

Is it legal for someone to turn their house into a glorified hotel? Usually not, but they do it anyway.

Yes, bingo can be against state laws too.