He should stay away from your friend, obviously. 

Reading about the last days of Farley’s life has to be among the saddest things I’ve ever read about.

Oh, you’re good.

I am dead now. Dead from laughing.

- People or animals watching me

Things that would stress me out from living in a glass cabin:

Nothing wrong, just too, too precious by far for my taste.

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .…

His face also isn’t going to operate on itself

I don’t see anything in TESS! The sky’s the limit, Ms. Neck!

And is it just me, or does the venue they are in appear to be called the “ Global Center for Extremist Ideology”?! That is what I am reading in the upper left at least.

Up until this latest controversy the only time I’d seen Osteen’s smarmy face was on Oprah so this doesn’t surprise me in the least.

I’ll second it...fuck you Tyler Perry.

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

K. I see the situation as you’re a huge asshole, but to each their own, I guess. Have a good night!

As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.

I don’t presume to know your gender without you stipulating it. We are in the midst of a great pronoun shift where “they” is moving to singular and plural usage, a la “you” in the 17th century. As an English prof, this was a hard one for me as well, considering the importance I place upon subject-verb agreement with…

Mmmm...moluments.