jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck

I have a hard time coming up with a motive. Surely a random sinking of the submarine - with or without anyone on board - would be at least as bad, publicity-wise, as an unflattering piece from a freelance journalist. Plus, of course, the loss of the submarine. If he’s trying to cover up another crime, surely that will

  • FCC Commissioner Ajit V. Pai is helping conservative behemoth Sinclair Broadcasting develop an “unparalleled national platform.” [New York Times]

Exactly. I don’t know what could be more on brand for this administration than to discuss pardoning Arpaio hours after a white supremacist terror attack.

As soon as that speech ended I wondered how long it would take for him to publicly say “Jeez.....I said Nazis were bad, what the hell more do all you damn crybabies want from me?”

Oh, honey.

I highly, highly recommend not pardoning that racist, law-breaking piece of shit in a sheriff’s uniform, but I also highly, highly recommend Trump not being president so I’ve got no hope for how this’ll work out.

he is a whiny bitch

Fuck Arpaio. I believe it’s cruel and unusual but I wish him to be imprisoned in a prison just like the tent one he ran.

Besides his address to Congress in February, this was the first time as President that Trump has given a speech where it was almost exclusively read from a prepared script as opposed to his usual method of just speaking off the cuff.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Gerald Ford deserves more credit than he gets.

When I heard they were renovating, my immediate fear was that he was finally putting up a giant “TRUMP” sign on the front facade.

I can’t anymore. Every day I apologize to my 4 month old about the world I brought her into. SMH. I don’t know how I’ve managed to stay sober during the election and the past few months. If I didn’t have to feed the tiny human with my boobs, I’d have a fatty joint in one hand and a glass of scotch in the other to numb

guys, somebody’s mad he went to all that effort of saying Nazis are bad just so people would shut up, but he isn’t getting a cookie.

“As a compromise instead of gold-plating the White House like Trump wanted it will now receive a spray-tan to have the same hue of orange as POTUS.”

OK....

1) Can Trump pardon Arpaio? I thought he could only pardon federal convictions.
2) This is why no one bought his apology today. Because his actions speak louder than his words.

After Trump won, Paris Hilton’s father publicly congratulated him on tv and on social media - after the pig revealed that he found Paris hot when she was only 12 years old. These rich bastards stick together, no matter how vile and disgusting.

let’s be honest. Harry is no looker. He’s got that freckly face, thinning hair, beady close set eyes, and a nose like a potato, not to mention that David Letterman gap. If it weren’t for his status as a Prince, Markle would not even give him a second glance.

Thanks. I’m trying. I have two daughters. He still sees them regularly as he wants to (for now at least, I don’t really trust his emotional investment anymore) and I know it’s what’s best for them. But I do feel like us 3 girls against the world sometimes. And sometimes it’s not bad. We have matching Wonder Woman t

This is supposed to be an example of a Renaissance painting (and I believe this girl is German), so who knows what that things is. I just think of all the things I could hide in there: