LOLOLOLOL, these bootstrapping motherfuckers have a cash bar, obviously.

That’s when the open bar comes in real handy.

Florida doesn’t deserve manatees. Actually no one does. Too pure for this world.

Fuck off with that nonsense.

There’s nothing I hate more than a twitter thread

your niece was me when I entered art school in Philadelphia. I came with only a duffle bag with some clothes. My aunts and uncles took me out and bought me sheets and a blanket for my bed and shower stuff. The most difficult thing for me to pay for was the actual art supplies. I think at the time, 16 years ago the art…

Yeah it totally wasn’t a gay slur then. You just were being a jock and saying that your opponent is less of a man, because gay people are weak sissys. You didn’t think he was actually gay! PC culture run amok.

I don’t think that’s what “sadly” means

The shrunken head filter makes her look like Bernadette Peters.

Please get rid of the hat.

Well, as a university student myself, I can tell you the sorts of things my friends and I would want.

Art school? A gift card of an art store or Amazon would be perfect.

Also, the added comfort of knowing that she got home safe a few times

If it is RISD( no need to respond either way) I would do a Bed bath and beyond gift card - there is a store in the mall and they have everything/not too far to walk - there are also a stores pretty close to berklee, etc in Boston. Agree with others that if you have coupons they would be great to include. It’s really…

It’s do great that you’re looking out for her.:) This is a wonderful opportunity for her.

I have several nieces and nephews who have recently gone off to college. I know that cafeteria food has improved since the days when I went (it was in my college cafeteria that I learned that cooking is a lot of improvisation, so that if you were given a steaming plate of mystery meat you could go over to the peanut…

Knife, and cast iron pan (enameled?). She won’t know how good she’s got it until she’s twenty eight, leaves it behind in a move, and has to live without. She’ll think of how thoughtful you were again.

I too love Mark Bittman but presumably the college frosh won’t have access to a kitchen. I went to a really competitive, now prohibitively expensive, college (not an art school by any means) and for reunions I stay in the dorms. My buddies and I think it’s fun to sleep in bunk beds and use communal bathrooms. It’s fun…

Christmas might be better because you can check if she really does need them. :)

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