A boat with a helicopter on it.

I was eeeeh about her for years for dumb and personal reasons, but when the TMNT movies (don’t laugh, I love those turts!) came out, she was HILARIOUS and sweet and also gave Will Arnett shit constantly, so she won me over.

She’s hilarious on New Girl.

Lloyd’s would have made Kanye undergo a complete medical exam (probably including psych) before issuing such an enormous completion bond. But sick isn’t always predictable, and while his claim is legitimate, show business can be brutal about accommodating such things.

Bobby Moynihan’s wife is adorable. She looks like a normal-person cross between Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel.

(You tee them up and I will knock them out of the park with my ginormous dong.)

I don’t even like chickens, and I cringed at seeing such resentment focused on an animal for behaving in exactly the way it should behave. Don’t want a rooster? Stick with hens, or shop at the farmers market.

My husband and I are both EMTs, and the absolute most frustrating and heartbreaking part of the job is seeing our fellow EMTs and medics treat patients like shit. EMTs and medics are chronically underpaid and overworked in this country (and the UK, as I understand it), so I understand fatigue and I understand being…

7000 people are bitten each year. An average of 5 of them die per year. Most of those who do die are bitten by rattlesnakes. The risk is really tiny; she’s dozens of time more likely to be accidentally injured by her own gun.

So? Am I supposed to whoop and holler cus grandma’s good at killin snakes? Like, oh wow, you blew a fucking snake up with a shotgun or popped its head off with a shovel. I’m so impressed I dun pissed myself. Now pass me the meth pipe and get the fuck out of my trailer.

Thank you for educating me. From Wiki: Although venomous, these snakes are generally not aggressive and bites are rarely fatal.^{[citation needed]} Copperhead venom has an estimated lethal dose of around 100 mg, and tests on mice show its potency is among the lowest of all pit vipers, and slightly weaker than that of its…

I wouldn’t lift a finger if they were bull snakes, or another non-venomous snake. I like snakes. Wouldn’t mind if my brother married one. But I like it when the rattlers are far away, out in the desert. And I certainly wouldn’t enjoy having any copperheads or water mocs as neighbors if I lived in another part of the…

While this is true, copperheads VERY rarely kill people. Only a handful of people are killed by snakes in any given year in the United States, only a small proportion of those snakebites were from copperheads.

A bite from a copperhead is very rarely fatal to a human or a pet. This story sucks on so many levels.

I don’t think she can eliminate the condition known as Oklahoma.

And if you kill garter snakes, you’re just an asshole who wants to have mice.

And if you don’t eliminate the conditions that were attractive to the snakes, you’ll have another nest next spring.

It’s only a matter of time

If you don’t figure out how they get in and fix that, you will not solve the issue. If this woman doesn’t get that cleaned up, she’ll have to kill another batch in the spring and if she’s close enough to kill them, she’s close enough to get bitten.

I’m not sure why I’m supposed to think murdering living creatures in over-the-top ways is supposed to be cool outside of a movie setting.