Where. In the. World. Is. Doris Payne’s corpse diamond?

No lie, that would be pretty awesome.

I’m in.

Or people that like Hitler - aka the “alt-right”. I’m cool with that, a natural solution to a vermin problem.

First: Fuck cancer forever.

My grandfather had this kind of tumor. His body lasted almost two years, but his personality didn’t. It is a heartbreaking way to die and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. This definitely accounts for some of McCain’s recent vagaries.

Why was her statement in all-caps? Yikes!

He has the same type of brain cancer that killed Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden’s son, Beau. It’s aggressive and very difficult to survive. What an awful way to go.

His wife is worth an estimated $100 million, nobody should worry about their medical bills

Yeah, it’s been interesting to watch someone destroy their legacy in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. And to think he willingly hitched his wagon to Trump’s. Wonder if there was some senility involved as a result of the cancer. He was bizarrely incoherent at some of the hearings this year. He could have gone out…

I will do something that many won’t: I will separate McCain the Congressman from McCain the service member.

[With the enormous caveat that of course I disagree with a majority of his policies:]

There’s a cruel irony that a glioblastoma is what took down Ted Kennedy just as the ACA was being negotiated.

Sarah Palin will come with her rootin’ tootin’ guns and shoot that cancer right out of his brain!

Know what’s better than cotton?

No matter how you slice it, Donald will never need all 140 characters on Twitter to show his disastrous lack of character.

And when is someone going to tell him that putting a word like sick in quotes is actually implying the opposite meaning, not emphasizing it.

Trump and the GOP big wigs are just making it clear that they have no plan whatsoever to make anything better, but simply wants to erase everything the previous administration put into place.

You had me at “Charlie Rose.”

Can you imagine the epic passive-aggressive and weirdly specific gripe songs that would happen if Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift got together then broke up?