I became a citizen recently. While we were waiting for the ceremony to start some citizens-to-be around me started talking to each other and many named the November election as the reason they finally applied to get their citizenship. We were handed out voter registration cards and people seemed very eager to take…

Good on them.

We say the 5, not the I-5.

True story: my first apt by myself was this little tiny studio in a 15 story building. Being brand new to the building and not knowing anyone, I spent time by the pool and got to know some of the residents. One I only came to know as Spider (never asked why but the huge, poorly drawn spider tattoo on his back was my…

unless its a trouser snake

“No, it’s Hydra. Hi-drah.”

To make matters worse, his stereo was blasting Mamba No. 5.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Oh cool, let’s watch an animal suffer. Such a rad idea for a post.

oh hey, someone took a video of me dancing

“*Isiah*? That’s so dumb.”

The Venn Diagram is mostly a series of very tight circles overlapping the words “Old White Guys”.

Little known legal fact 1 man’s testimony is worth ~6 womens’. It’s called “The Cosby Ratio”.

Temper Tantrum Shoulder Spy

Four women: He groped all of us, on the same day, with witnesses.

Naturally, many of his former players came to his defense, saying that he’d helped them become the men they are today. Isaiah Thomas stated, “If not for Bobby Knight, I wouldn’t even know where to begin inappropriately grabbing women.”

OMG Gender Traitor reminded me of Handmaid’s Tale! This is exactly the kind of shit women in relatively more power do to the handmaids!!!

Who the fuck does El Salvador think it is? Texas?

All life is precious, except if you are a teenage girl who was raped in El Salvador.

(why not both gif)