jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck
jazzyturtleneck

Thanks. Believe me, sometimes it was really hard, but I knew it would come back at me eventually if I didn’t keep my mouth shut and let my kids figure it out for themselves.

How about cheating on his wife and mother of his children with the nanny?

This is currently my favorite New Yorker cartoon:

“The word is....Covfefe.”

I’ve been saying this for a while. Barron is a young kid and you would think that Trump, were he a good dad, would choose to spend this important time with his son rather than golfing every weekend.

My parents aren’t even divorced and that’d be good to know.

Seems like his heart was bleeding for the Obama girls when he invited Ted Nugent to their former home after Nugent wanted Obama to “suck on my machine gun”.

Working the old “What about the children!” angle.

I guarantee you he had to ask someone how to spell Barron’s name.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”

Refused a breathalyzer. Your nonsense is invalid.

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

Say what you want, I love Lost in Translation. Can watch it countless times. Looking forward to this one, congrats Sofia!

Everything is relative, my man. Just look at where we are right now.

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Why is it that usually the men get to chat while the wimminses do the child care?

Viva la France 🇫🇷

Awwwwwww poor little raccoon! I hope his lil face is ok.

Sounds to me (from this limited explanation) that you’re a Southern woman who’s behaving outside of their stereotypes and original perceptions of you. I have a hard time believing they’d say that about or to a man.