I remember when I was little the “breaking news” interruption when the Russians invaded Afghanistan. We initially feared they launched a nuke at us as there were only 3 channels and rarely “breaking news” unless it was really bad.  Oh the good old days when the Russians were baddies.

Try the baby back ribs with the baby spinach and baby carrot starter. Lots of good tasting babies there.

I’d buy that shirt.

Sucks but yes, probably.

I would get so sick of angel food cake and fuck you if you you think I’ll touch anything without sprinkles.

My mom used to sing this one song that went “where are you going my little one, little one. Where are you going, my baby my own? Turn around and you’re one, turn around and you’re four, turn around and your a young girl going out of my door.” Jesus it made me sad as a kid and I could bawl right now. It’s really soft…

Indiana DMV just let a guy have his “atheist” plate. I might go for a “fkpence” one.

I agree, although it’s super fun to yell “suck it loser” at d-bag Ryan on tv right now.

Sorry for the late reply. This is wonderful, your mom is beautiful.

In stressful situations, I often yell out “plasma!” and “dog plasma!” from my favorite cartoon.

This is why Life After Humans is my favorite television series ever. Humans for the most part are complete failures at treating eachother, animals, and the planet decently.

You poor sap. Saying you have never been creatively influenced is like admitting you shop at Sears and live in the Midwest. You should fill your Crocs with cement and float to the bottom of your sub division pond. Nice try user name.

I think he had a van parked outside, you know,  to take her down to the river

We have a winner!

Oh my, I did not know that! Will be checking that out happily asap! Thanks!

His Letterman last appearance is something I re-watch. Crushing.

Now I’m crying.

H&R Blocked

Why aren’t more people naming baby girls “Betty?”All those hipstery dumb names (Beckett, Bucket, whatevs), we just need more Bettys.

We have letters about my g-g-grandfather dying from “consumption.” He got it in the Civil War and died years later, they had to prove he got it during the war so his wife could get his military pension. Long story longer, one thing his doctor wrote was that they tied a kerchief dipped in kerosene around his neck to…