I’m going there. Spicer gives off such a Hitler underling vibe. Throwing his hate around when confronted because he knows he has the power of Trump and his thugs behind him.

They must be doing a hobbit spin off.

Um, I think that “personality” is the ghost of Private Dupree of the 20th Tennessee. He’s no harm, just pissed about that lead ball through the skull at Mission Ridge.

My Dog Skip kills me.

Backwards. The jacuzzi  hosted Bannon’s pocked, corpulant pasty form and would now like to end its own tub existence. It is too much. Too much.

You’re a guy, arent you?

Ed’s not doing anything to his goddamn hair except waving it goodbye.

Facebook makes everything uptight and exhausting. Everyone has an opinion and usually it’s stupid and boring.

That’s a whole different handmade tale.

Tempting but my dog’s shit is too good for those assholes.

I am so pissed at 3rd party and non voters right now. This is heartless legislation going to cost people their lives.

I go between being happy this paranoid pile of phlegm has barely governed to being slightly terrified there is no apparent governing going on.

Kidney stones so painful I passed out, but still got a ride from a friend. Didn’t now they were kidney stones, thought the lordbabyjesus was getting me back. Ambulances are pricey.

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

Heh. Is your dad my dad?

One time in college i was talking to my dad on the phone in front of my roommates in our apartment. I said “spur of the moment” but it came out “sperm of the moment.” My roommates died of laughter , my dad ignored it, I was so embarrassed. That’s how I think Savannah Guthrie felt on a global scale today. I saw it, she…

PUTIN!!!!!!!!

I first blamed movie star Drunkle Warren. Now I feel for some poor underling who fucked up the envelopes.

I’m sorry about your sister, that has to be crushing for all of you. My friend starts chemo Monday, she won’t be alone ever. Thank you.

No kidding. Trump is liable to grab him by his whole body. What a pussy.