PUTIN!!!!!!!!

I first blamed movie star Drunkle Warren. Now I feel for some poor underling who fucked up the envelopes.

I’m sorry about your sister, that has to be crushing for all of you. My friend starts chemo Monday, she won’t be alone ever. Thank you.

No kidding. Trump is liable to grab him by his whole body. What a pussy.

Thank you! I heard aboit the Werthers but will get the butter rum life savers too! She starts chemo Monday so I have a whole kitbag for her. Thank you again, I hope your sister is okay.

Looks like Bill Maher is going to have to cancel his slumber party.

He has made me hate Ron Darling.

Back in the day (a week ago), this guy wpuld have made a great priest. Or maybe a corrupt archbishop with great cover up skills.

Pence is filling the White House with End Times evangelicals so your point is well taken. They are all for ushering in the apocalypse asap. Get your bunker ready.

I will, thank you! I hope you are doing okay now.

You are an angel, thank you. I am so glad your mom survived, she must be a total bad ass. I am going to use this as a primer, so many helpful suggestions. Her kids are as wonderful as she is and will get the special outings as well as normal conversation. May I add that your amazeballs response would be wonderful as…

I’m not the best cook but can clean like a mofo. I can order food but hell yeah i can do laundry and scrub. That’s going to be my plan, showing up and doing the wash and cleaning gross boy bathrooms. Thanks!

No, this is not morbid, it is helpful. Thank you. I am sorry about your sister.

That is brilliant. I am going to do that! She is such a gift to me, I want to do anything I can. Thank you!

Her house is always neat and tid, that’s a great idea. Thanks!

This is so helpful, thank you,  and probably obvious to most people but the idea of just making the meals and saying I’d like to bring them is brilliant. Totally going to do that. Thanks again.

I don’t live too far so can bring meals. She has three boys under 11 and although her husband is trying to do it all, this is a great idea.

This is fantastic. Thank you so much. She is a wonderful person, the first time you meet her you love her forever.

Contrast: just got back from my friend’s mom’s funeral. Poor woman had a stroke in her 50s about thirteen years ago and just faded slowly, in hospice the last three. Her wake was packed and tears flowed, despite the fact that she couldn’t participate in life for over a decade. She was so loved. My friend walked…

Mr j-neck likes to stand on the porch really late at night, drnk a beer and contemplate. Lately a fox has been visiting. It’s a city fox, only ambles along on pavement. A couple nights ago it didn’t see him and came straight up the walk to within a foot or so of him. He made a little noise and it stopped, looked at…