You too!

I can’t believe the judge let him go home ‘til sentencing. In two or three months.

better!

why did you change your avatar to something scary

He kind of looks like Tobias Menzies in this photo.

OMG that’s it! He’s my #1 celeb crush.

Dead wrong. Trump did not make him do this. Dude just wants to feel Superior while being a piece of trash. There are enough issues between our two races. Thanks.

The kid would have been named: Covfefe.

“He doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!”

Well there’s a blast from the past.

Yeti persists in doing them.

What’ya send if you shoot somebody?

Plus if I am Al Rokers’ agent I would ask for a hell of a pay upgrade.....

No, you are!

The ring came off my pudding can.

DENTAL PLAN!

LISA NEEDS BRACES

That movie is so disturbing.

“Why did the president of the United States tell me to ‘Drink more Ovaltine?’”

No such thing as a non-gassy ass.