I agree. There must be some obvious reason but I can’t think of one right now.

I value financial security too but there has to be other options to achieve that than...this.

I usually bring vodka because I find it easy to take shots of. Or I’ve brought whisky too. Just depends.

Source: life. Common sense.

Haha at your own risk!

Haha exactly.

I dunno why, but this gif makes me happy.

HOOOOO!!! With a capital OOOO!!

“I..!

Why don’t they say muchas gracias? Does this mean that despite being Spanish speakers, they are losing their touch with Spanish, or just that the people hearing them can’t distinguish between muchos and muchas?

Lo Siento, Puta. :)

Probably, as It’s not my Native language, thanks for pointing that out.

I stand corrected.

it’s muchas gracias, imbecil de mierda

Well done, sir.

*muchas

This shows a very good understanding of th Chicago restaurant scene.

Republican on republican violence is the real issue.

I try to find the ones that appeal to my twisted sense of humor in situations that are this simultaneously horrifying and ridiculous.

That’s a great gif.