First, not all cairn locations in the game are let any big oil jars.

Would it be too much to ask for an infographic?

Heck yeah it would.
Now let’s give it all the power and aero we can squeeze into the package.

Hm, shorter cars would result in more passing and more exciting racing?

Now imagine that with a 2 inch lift and 4 inches of black plastic cladding around the rocker panels and wheel wells. ' Cause that's the one you would get.

well, most are now only automatics, to add lazy... and watching “drivers” in the back seat, tack on stupid

I’m still extremely upset we never got the 6 Wagon

50% of American adults are obese, so this is likely a factor.

It’s feels so weird that the prior generation of oldies wanted large but low sedans as their retirement vehicles. Would they have also gone coocoo for crossovers if those had existed back in the day?

Me nO lIkE sEdaNs, mE hAve to BenD My kNeEs

There was also this little-known Burt Reynolds/Sally Fields movie that featured some sort of Pontiac, a beer run, and lots of CB radio chatter

“Is there only one person responsible for all the bridges in Arkansas, or does this smell like a scapegoat job to you, too?”

>Earlier this week Arkansas fired the bridge inspector who missed the crack in consecutive 2019 and 2020 inspections, and did take an opportunity to admit that the crack was visible in the 2019 video. Is there only one person responsible for all the bridges in Arkansas, or does this smell like a scapegoat job to you,…

I’m guessing right now the raytracing is mostly working on the dynamic light sources, not so much the prebaked stuff like the lightsaber. 

Not just half your age, but only a year older than your teenage daughter.

Oh, no doubt!! Though considering recent times the cynic in me wouldn’t be at all surprised if she or someone else eventually came forward to say he did some creepy thing.

Yeah no.  33 year old comes by and courts my 16 year old daughter, and it’s me who’s committing the first felony.

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Relevant: Age of consent map (lots of caveats by state so check the link)