After going to speak with the ref in the hospital, it appears he is indeed using slurs

Eli Manning: (Shouting to sideline) We need to run the clock! How many timeouts do they have left?!

I think you forgot step 1: know if even bringing this up is going to sabotage your current relationship. Adultery—even the thought of adultery—is a straight-up dealbreaker for a lot of people.

So they offended you so now all of a sudden they aren’t good anymore?

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Nobody gave a shit.

So come on...stop making us wait. Now that you’ve tickled our balls with this juicy teaser, give us what we all came here for: What’s the REAL story of how Steve Rannazzisi got into comedy????

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

It’s also possible that there have been about a dozen pieces on Franzen because there’s no one in charge.

I love when American friends try to play commentator on rugby. It’s amazing! “The results of the human pyramid are in, and the purple team has chosen to sacrifice their players to the tackle this time!”

The breaks after kicks need to die. Especially kick offs. Score points, break, kick off, break, immediate turnover, break, Cleatus murders everyone in the stands, break, watching Jim Tomsula go back to his old job of cleaning up dead bodies, break, watching Jim keep his spoon in his soup, break.

Calm down, you’re gonna get through this.....

No, we will all be saying, “How is that ratfucker Tom Brady cheating this time?” since that’s the narrative forevermore.

The University of Texas at El Paso’s teams are referred to as “the miners”.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Sounds like Nadir has really hit rock bottom.

there was some vicious spin on that ball - just saying - not a big deal

The OED defines “schadenfreude” as the “malicious enjoyment of the misfortune of others”.

Bruce Springsteen fanboys not on the list? Entire list invalid.