Even worse, they offer “Masters” Degrees! They literally are training slave masters here!!!

Good Grief

Was macht er?? {goal} Was war das???

Damn Dominicans!!

Good call.

My electronics store jammed me into an HD-DVD player the day before the format was officially abandoned by the industry. Thanks Electronics Express you bastards.

Fist of Furry

He means that he resents that it would be considered impolitic for him to call out a specific player on another team for committing an infraction of this sort.

The entire media were trolled by the Kardashians yet again. Lamar never had anything wrong with him, the whole deal has been a publicity stunt. Thanks for the free show publicity Gawker.

oh good lord

He was discussing inflation. There was nothing in his statement about marginal tax rates. This is just Deadspin idiocy.

He was talking about the change in the value of the dollar due to inflation since 1975. You moron. And 25 dollars a week would have still have FICA withholding that some people consider a tax.

Gannett writers just felt a disturbance in the force.

that’s what I was thinking the whole time. Boring nerd gets mad that other boring nerd who went to Yale and is well connected is therefore ten times more famous and successful.

Another difference is the playbook available in the 4th down case. Having 41 yards before you get to the back of the end zone means a lot more options than having 12 yards before you get to the back of the end zone. That means in going for two the entire defense is going to be crowded into a much smaller space, and…

As opposed to other societies?

You’ve got to brush up on your D-III mascots!

Sherman and Bennett had a more nuanced and worthwhile exchange than all the Deadspin staff and commenters ever.

Those just look like Pierre-Paul Mounds.

Eight men in the invisible box