Jazz Cat
Oct 25 2013

When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Aston Martin V12 Zagato, the most beautiful car ever made?"
-Anonymous (with a slight tweak by me)

Oct 24 2013

I be nedin som sleep most outrageously, young bahss. (10 free milk bones to whoever knows who I'm imitating)