Drunk drivers blow through stop signs. Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green.

The irony of allowing alcohol but not marijuana is hilarious. One day society will look back and laugh.

If I have pot why would I need a cruise ship?

I keep repeating this, because I’m apparently on crazy pills, but thanks to the Electoral College, vengeful despot-wannabe Donald Trump is still only a few tens of thousands votes away in a handful of swing states from cheating his fat ass back into the White House.

I guess I don’t understand what y’all are seeing, because this made me sick to my stomach at how believable it is. By this time next year, we’ll either be in the midst of an armed uprising, or preparing to inaugurate America’s first real autocrat. I know it’s comforting to pretend otherwise, but it was also comforting…

Commercial speech in particular has been by far the easiest kind to regulate with the courts’ blessing basically forever, so the fact that Musk even thinks he’s trying this actually makes me think he’s even dumber than I’d thought yesterday.  I do not envy his lawyers.

Good news! This has never happened before, but I was able to get them to take $100 off the price of the TruCoat.

It’s amazing how NADA, dealer groups, (and probably some politicians) are upset because they really want to preserve their “right” to lie and cheat dollars out of the consumers’ pocket.

But  they install that TruCoat at the factory. There’s nothing we can do about that.

Ah yes, a film the country desperately needs right now.

I’m so fucking tired of this asshole and his puffed up sense of self-importance.

Thank god a guy from South Africa came here to tell us what free speech is!

I’m very ready for that company to be run by a CEO who’s only the normal level of awful. I suspect their shareholders are, too, but who knows

I ATE THE HORSE PASTE AND I DIDN’T DIE OF CHINA FLU, CHECKMATE LIBERALS

That’s archaic thinking. There is a whole segment of the population that has been brainwashed into believing that nothing is a lie if you just believe hard enough. They’ll now tell you with a straight face that 2+2=5 as long as enough people agree with them.

Musk’s electric car company argues that its claims of being self-driving are protected under free speech

It totally is a tough sell and an immensely stupid idea, but it scares the hell out of me that the current Supreme Court could buy it.

Elon Musk proving once again that he’s an idiot that doesn’t understand anything, much less the first amendment.

“False advertising is protected by the first amendment” seems like a tough sell. Imagine how much worse things will be if they win this case?

If free speech protects false advertising then why do we even have laws against false advertising?