Assault isn’t determined by whether or not the person assaulted is big enough to handle it. 

There were several instances on The Good Place when Eleanor remarked that Janet had “a rockin’ bod”.

Port wine stain birthmark. She has posted about it on insta. She usually covers it with makeup.

It’s a birthmark.

That’s literally a birthmark

I feel like once you get past your second divorce, the courts need to ask “are you sure” when you try to get married again.

The third time was not the charm. 

I remember reading an account of his marriage to his first wife, written by his first wife. Don't think she was aware how neither of them came across well in it. Maybe this guy should stop getting married? Doesn’t seem to work out well for him or his spouses (not just because he’s now been divorced 3 time, but because…

She has for sure. Here’s a throwaway sketch that broke everyone in it on the premise alone

As a Black person who likes the show, I don’t need an apology. While I can only speak for me, to me this is some white nonsense. Most sitcoms of that era weren’t diverse, and a lot were set in New York.

Remember the black kid on Leave It To Beaver? Me neither.

Speeding is a problem all over the place.

The whole tone of this article would probably land better if it weren’t written by, you know, a WHITE MAN.  I once again implore my fellow white folks to stop trying to speak for non-white people  They are more than capable of doing so themselves, they don’t need you to do it for them, and there are plenty of…

So maybe don’t watch this show that aired 2 decades ago? I’m not sure how anyone’s supposed to fix it now, except maybe admit that “yup, we’d probably do things differently now.”

There’s hundreds of millions of eyes on the internet every single day. Who the hell still thinks they’re going to get away with plagiarism in a creative medium under those circumstances?

I hope she sues the PANTS off that police department. Swatting has been going on long enough that law enforcement officials should realize wtf is happening, and maybe, I don’t know, investigate a crime before pointing an automatic weapon in an innocent civilians face.

This is ACAB in it’s purest form.

They’re cops, common sense and logic is frowned upon in that job.

stating she killed her mom

#ACAB