This is so stupid.

Tell me you didn’t read the article without actually telling me you didn’t read the article. 

I absolutely love that my current city has restrictions on chain restaurants but there are times I miss being able to drive down like El Cajon Blvd in San Diego and seeing the beautiful hellscape of pretty much every fast food and restaurant chain located down a single street where I could literally try all of these…

We wouldn’t get dressed up but our go-to “fancy” restaurants for me and my parents were Hungry Hunter (which had awesome decor partly because it was anachronistic for the small, beachside town I grew up in) and Marie Callendar’s, which my Japanese mom LOVED (especially for their banana cream pies). Man, I miss those…

Oh, did I mention that this guy’s mother sleeps in his closet?

Clerks: The Animated Series is the best of the whole Clerks series.

There’s zero chance Melania is helping Trump eat healthier. Why would you prolong a situation with someone you despise? 

Kirby could do better. lmao

Also, how would they even “regularly” test the guy? It’s not like he’s stationary for any length of time. He’s in SF, then in Texas, then in Israel, etc. Nor does like clock in for work at one site or whatever on a schedule. I’m sure they have his contact info (obviously) so is it a “where are you and when will you be…

Giamatti referencing the pic of him at In-N-Out is kind of great. 

Chewing this gum and it’s 2 minutes of decent enjoyment followed by pointlessness is probably how all my ex-g/fs have felt. 

JFC, this guy burned through any sympathy and understanding about the shitshow his hosting was in record time. Yes, it is everyone else who lacks humor. It’s not your completely unfunny jokes. We’re all thin-skinned and easily offended and yet we’re the ones making jokes about it while you cry and whine about your…

I could care less...

It’s so stupid that I did actually chuckle. GGs.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

I agree with you. But, personally, I don’t think every joke is the “same” simply because it’s a joke. To me there is a difference between the two but can completely understand if others don’t make that distinction. Sorry for implying that my opinion was the “correct” one, didn’t mean to do so.  

But 113 > 40 therefore more bigger, much scarier! lul

It might just be me but exaggerating/lying that someone is racist is a little different than exaggerating/lying that you took drugs and went to a funeral (of someone that you weren’t even close to).

Exactly. I know it’s not every experience but the term “k-hole” exists for a reason. 

Was going with a similar joke but this was so much better than what I had. Kudos!