Clerks: The Animated Series is the best of the whole Clerks series.

There’s zero chance Melania is helping Trump eat healthier. Why would you prolong a situation with someone you despise? 

Kirby could do better. lmao

Also, how would they even “regularly” test the guy? It’s not like he’s stationary for any length of time. He’s in SF, then in Texas, then in Israel, etc. Nor does like clock in for work at one site or whatever on a schedule. I’m sure they have his contact info (obviously) so is it a “where are you and when will you be…

Giamatti referencing the pic of him at In-N-Out is kind of great. 

Chewing this gum and it’s 2 minutes of decent enjoyment followed by pointlessness is probably how all my ex-g/fs have felt. 

JFC, this guy burned through any sympathy and understanding about the shitshow his hosting was in record time. Yes, it is everyone else who lacks humor. It’s not your completely unfunny jokes. We’re all thin-skinned and easily offended and yet we’re the ones making jokes about it while you cry and whine about your…

I could care less...

It’s so stupid that I did actually chuckle. GGs.

Hey, man, this is all some of us have going for us...

I agree with you. But, personally, I don’t think every joke is the “same” simply because it’s a joke. To me there is a difference between the two but can completely understand if others don’t make that distinction. Sorry for implying that my opinion was the “correct” one, didn’t mean to do so.  

But 113 > 40 therefore more bigger, much scarier! lul

It might just be me but exaggerating/lying that someone is racist is a little different than exaggerating/lying that you took drugs and went to a funeral (of someone that you weren’t even close to).

Exactly. I know it’s not every experience but the term “k-hole” exists for a reason. 

Was going with a similar joke but this was so much better than what I had. Kudos!

I don’t know, as a literal boring non-auto enthusiast I’d probably keep buying the same car unless my circumstances changed (had kids or whatever) or, more applicably, the car gave me reasons not to over the life of my owning/leasing it. The last thing I’d want to do is to change cars only to discover not liking the ne…

“...extremely basic...”

Obviously if you’re used to Celsius and all that but saying “holy moly it’s 40 degrees out!” doesn’t quite have the oomph that “holy moly it’s 113 degrees out!” does. 

Thanks for the explanation and I’m glad I actually read some comments before essentially asking the same thing about that as Priest of Maiden.

His comedy is...fine, I guess... but whoever thought the guy whose entire schtick is “Filipinos be like...” would be a good choice to host a Hollywood event either had come cocaine-fueled 5-dimensional galaxy brained “but here me out” epiphany that didn’t work out in reality or no one better than Jo Koy wanted the…