Krasinski whined about the CIA, right? I really hope Hader doesn’t Milkshake Duck.

Provide phrenologist confirmation please. lol

It’s hilarious that he tanked Twitter’s value by over 50%. Such a genius.

“Free speech absolutist” lol 

This is the site where you won’t be judged for fapping to people responding to your shit comment. Crank your shit, homie, this is America.

Twitch constantly making the ‘incorrect’ choice for its revenue stream will never not be hilarious.

I, for one, welcome our new aquatic overlords.

Sometimes I wonder if animal welfare is actually their goal...

They still own the actual content but it would no longer listed as an asset on their financials. You have to think of them separately in terms of ownership of the physical/intellectual/etc. assets and as financial reporting assets. IIRC, businesses get taxed on assets so if you write them off, essentially making their…

I ALWAYS talk myself out of getting strawberry. One of these days...maybe. 

What black magic is this?

It’s been a long while since I’ve dealth with any of this so I could be very wrong...

Yes, I know. 

I LOVED natto as a kid but I can’t with it as an adult. 

I grew up going to the Foster’s Freeze in my armpit SoCal beach town with my Japanese mom. That, and going to Taco Bell, were our thing. I miss those times...

Fucking hire me, Netflix. I can make similar terrible decisions at a way lower salary.

To me, I think Spiderman 2 is probably the better Spiderman film but Into The Spiderverse is the better film about Spiderman...if that makes any sense. It makes sense in my head and I’m terrible putting my thoughts into words. 

Except those blue checks have hilariously turned on him for his choice of replacement CEO. So, he barely even has that anymore... At least for now.

Now I want to make green curry. Appreciate the meal suggestion for this week. 

“iT’S a FaLSe-fLaG PsY-op bY tHE rAdIcAL LeFT.”