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lol Im not antagonistic at all but if you got me, a stranger’s, back hope the people you actually care appreciate you, dude.

I mentioned in an earlier comment that, regardless of how anyone feels about the plot, it doesn’t even tell it’s own story well. Like, it’s literally bad screenwriting that’s full of false and hollow emotional moments, lazy conveniences, nonsensical character decision making, and just random ‘in universe’ agency and

Agreed. Both are bad but Rise hilarious did not even appease’ either ‘faction’ that resulted from TLJ civil war whereas I think people can at least debate that Clones is not the worst of the prequels and not get laughed out of the room. Rise is so cynically and lazily fanservice-y and, regardless of the actual plot,

Doesnt the farm know the saying “the customer’s always white?” Oh, wait, I guess they do.

Yeah, how that asshole looks is not even remotely surprising.

What If...?...you start at the bottom? Then your day is only guaranteed to start as a bummer and not necessarily end so.

I thought the “BLM are the true racists HURRR DURRR” bullshit was bad enough and at least somewhat coded, I guess. But this bitch just straight up said ‘the reason you don’t see African Americans in tech is because they’re lazy and don’t work.’ You’re never going to be white and they’ll never think of you as anything

Someone posted a song of his which I can’t even recall where because I have the memory of a fucking goldfish now, I guess, but I really liked it. 

Holy shit. I really like that song. I wish I didn’t know it was the theme for fucking Young Sheldon but I totally into it. 

It might feel a little antiquated for some aspects even in the remake, since it’s a game from 2003, but it really is a very good game. I doubt that if things haven’t been spoiled for you already that you’d go looking for them but, yeah, try to go in ‘clean’.

Porgs! Porgs as far as the eye can see!

A guy, whose pop-off is to just shout “LET’S GO” like every other dipshit, also says ‘bro’ like he’s being paid to wear it out? Color me surprised!

#whiteboysummer

Puddlegate’? Seriously? JFC.

This film also made me weirdly angry because I also really liked the first one and this one had so much potential. I cant remember the last time a film made me feel let down like this did. 

I’m not saying the movie was bad...

You needed a 43" screen and 5.2 surround sound to actually understand the genius of the film, sir.

DUDE. BRO. IMAGINE FLYING THRU THE FIREWORKS....BUT ON IMAX. BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Steve ducks behind a column, she goes running off, and, what?

I liked the part where the neon glow of the 80's aesthetic is prominently featured in the fight with Cheetah.