“...we felt like it would be pandering to try to bring him back...”

You would think after ALL of the incidents of the past year that these bitches would learn, but no.

The Last Starfighter is a fairly specific target for parody, and one that only the elderly are likely to immediately pick up on...

“GODDAMIT, MY EGGS END UP SMASHED EVERYTIME I GO TO ALDI!!”

I don’t mind the cutesy abbreviations. I also like funny names for food items restaurants sometimes have but I hate saying them when ordering. I refuse to say fucking “Moons Over My Hammy” at Denny’s, even as a kid, and will still only point at it on the menu like a neanderthal.

It also seems obvious food and materials will need to be transported to the second floor (where it seems the kitchen will be) and I don’t think Taco Bell could get away with having people lug all that up stairs for ADA, OSHA, cargo weight, quality of work life issues, etc. So of course at the very least there would an…

Self-assembled food is the future. 

Chef Rob Lam was confident that people would understand its levels of excess as the joke they were intended to be. Instead, people went nuts for it.

(mace comes from the webbing that surrounds the nutmeg seed)

I have diarrhea right now. WHERE IS MY ADORATION?!

And finally, though I don’t have the details to hand right now, some honey substitutes, like agave nectar, are far more environmentally harmful to produce than honey.

“Suck it, Trebek!”
“But my last name isn’t Tre-...”
“I SAID ‘SUCK IT, TREBEK!’”
**resigned sigh; checks length of Jeopardy contract**

The crossover we need but don’t deserve.

Mike Flanagan had already made a bit of a name for himself with confident thrillers like Absentia, Hush, and Oculus...

As WKRN reports, the man was playing after dinner when he was hit, and called emergency services for assistance.

It’s almost like Activision Blizzard’s words are hollow based on literally every other action taken by their leadership.

That pisses me off, too, but what really gets my goat are dipshit fans being like “why are those millionaire athletes complaining about their pay?” as if equitable pay has a income cutoff. By their own rationale, they need to also then STFU about any pay complaint they may have because there’s someone out there making…

At least he went prosthetics this time instead gaining all that method acting weight for that one film about him being a killer(?) of someone famous(?) that absolutely no one gave a shit about. Its so forgettable I just remember the ‘him gaining weight part’ and im too lazy to look it up.

He pulled out the “I got hacked” excuse? The early 00's called, they want their excuse back!

lol UMAD. She’s not going to answer your DMs, dude.