Im imagining him just furious online with like 80 sockpuppet accounts with a raging need to just disparage that monkey all day, every day.

Is this real life? Like, what is happening right now?

The weird and incredible coincidences that occur in baseball will never cease to amaze me. I know part of it is just the sheer amount of games played but something like this is just crazy.

Also, the Padres havent had a remotely viable SS since Khalil Greene so they aint moving him anywhere. Also, they somehow also have an All Star 2B in Cronenworth so they doubly aint moving him (at least at this point). 

Exactly! Thanks for understanding and honestly thanks for getting me to see the movie in a better way!

Where do I say he needs, or I expected him, to make a scene at the Christmas party? It could literally happen anywhere and yet it doesn’t.

At least there’s a link? Most of the authors at Kotaku won’t even provide a link to the game they’re writing about. It’s fucking annoying. 

Where do I say it was hard to follow? And he already feels like a failure prior to that by not getting the job at the beginning of the movie and there’s literally zero family strife shown as a result. You can draw, stretch out, or infer all you want but, as I stated, the film doesnt set any of that up well. There’s…

That might the one I was actually thinking so thanks for posting. 

I checked the time remaining several times. The aren’t any real stakes, which is obvious for a film like this, so I was honestly bored during most of the action scenes. I kinda liked the time travel, conscription, and even the family stuff. But for an action film, I yawned. 

The below isn’t really spoilery because it’s in reference to something minor in the film that ultimately doesn’t matter anyways.

Linday Ellis went into why that pretty much actually happened after the LotR films and with the filming of The Hobbit trilogy. So, you can scoff about how much America is run by money (it is) but that’s not an exclusively American thing, even with New Zealand:

Suspended? GASP. How will those assholes survive that harsh repercussion?!

Agreed. I would like to know but I don’t need to be told. 

“...and [then] there is Sony who supports its own AAA machine and gives a fuck about everyone else.”

The clash between their blind support of cops and a cop shooting a ‘good’ kid is going to make Maga chuds’ heads explode.

Jarvis and Ricegum are pieces of shit so I would not be surprised that they knew this was just a straight up scam.

Honestly, this sounds pretty fun for either a ’fuck it’ or last minute wedding. I’d rather do this and have some funny memories than a drive through wedding chapel. And I’d much rather spend $2100 on this than throw $21000 down the drain on a ‘real’ wedding. And much as it’s a meme, Taco Bell isn’t as bad as people…

As much as I hate the idea of a ‘surveillance state’, thankfully the g/f’s family had a security cam catching this racist asshole assaulting a teen. His ass is already lying on the police report. And where would Chauvin be without people there to record him murdering George Floyd?

If you havent seen this show, really give it a shot. It’s weird, fun, scary, and pretty great. Think early X-Files-ish.