“Constitutional rights are at risk under corporate covid policies,”

The idiots chuds who claim they’re boycotting Walmart or whatever over some perceived political agenda. No, you’re not. You’re not hauling your fat ass to some other store. Just like this asshole will still be flying to DW just as regularly as he always has. 

“...and courage to shrug off the scorn of elites.”

In-N-Out’s fries are bad and I absolutely love them.

I bought one of those egg steamer devices for my desk at work a few years back and it instructs you to pokes holes in the ‘bottom’ of eggs with the little tool that’s provided. That was the first I’d heard of that method and the eggs pretty much always came out perfect and easy to peel. Which was only confirmed when I…

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If you havent seen Infinity Train, what’re you doing sitting here reading my dumbass comment?!

OCCLUPANIDS sounds like a new faction from Warhammer 40k.

I use a binder clip but this is genuinely a good trick I’ll have to remember when I inevitably lose yet another clip. There are probably ~100 under my bed or dresser or something.

This is still the darkest timeline so those assholes will live and be running for public office. 

I’m half-Japanese and I can’t stand teriyaki sauce. To me, it just ruins whatever it’s spurted onto. Maybe it’s just cause I’ve had shitty versions of it and not like a 10,000 hour teriyaki master saucier’s version.

I still listen to that album in its entirety. Its one of the few that I do so with. 

But fucking chuds will still vote for these assholes and whine about socialism or whatever. White people are a fucking plague. 

I love the taste of triggered white snowflake tears in the morning. 

I believe he lives in Texas, though, but his power company there may have similar policies. 

“Do you get annoyed by all the extra water even after the ‘dry’ cycle?”

They’re bad fries and still thoroughly enjoy them. I dont know, maybe it’s because they’re part of the experience or whatever, but I like ‘em.

See also: that terrible tech ‘disrupter’ Bodega. 

Came here to post the exact same thing. It’s literally one, single Thanksgiving missed.

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