Damn, am I about too look into importing a van from Japan?!

“These allegations are a distortion of reality”, says the person (allegedly) threatening to release underaged pictures of the accuser...which is totally what an innocent, non-abusive person would totally do.

And I thought 2021 was going to be a much better year...

This is really not that far off from reality. 

Fishing for attention and for people to tuna in to his Twitter feed, obviously! 

“Women are too emotional...” - Perpetually Triggered Self-Described Alpha Males

This lady supposedly being 25 is WILD to me. 

Ive been here at least as long and they were always ‘FIRST’ on pretty close to every article. I feel like the need to be correct has mostly been there, as well. 

Its so typical of the commenter I already knew what to expect scrolling down through the replies. That person is never wrong ever, as far as I can tell. 

It’s a bit too ridiculous to take at face value but still took me a minute to get it. And I dont need a joke to be obvious. But based on the author and the rash of some other similar non-jokey/actually terrible articles going up lately all over the suite of sites I can totally see taking it seriously.

Did Spanfeller enact a ‘stick to video games’ mandate or something? lol

Yes, I know that it’s a completely different type of soup, misses the point of the article, and that it’s Tex-Mex or whatever...that’s the joke.

“The silent majority...”

That’s some good dad-ing there.

I really want to play Rust...and I really don’t want to play Rust. 

Sorry, my previous response was harsh. I used a hyperbolic example to make my point, which is that something that changes daily, even when expected to, doesn’t mean it’s not news. I can understand how some people may not care about something like Twitch changing an emote on a daily basis. But it was a ‘big’ change…

lol. ok chief. its absolutely not but good job convincing yourself otherwsie so you don’t actually have to try and defend your dumbass comment.

Not sure that that’s makes sense either. So, if a city hypothetically says it’ll rotate mayors daily for 365 days, political sites should not report on who’s mayor that day...because it’s something that changes every day and changed again today? Obviously this would matter ‘more’ than a streaming site switching emotes…

That’s what so moronic about the “he’s playing 4D chess”. He’s so stupid and predictable as to be easily manipulated. You know how easily triggered he is, how he always responds by calling someone a ‘loser’, how you know he’s definitely lying about a particular story because the person he’s referring to always calls…

I think it’s because it might be perfectly emblematic of Trump, the person: taking something that could be good, enjoyable, etc, and absolutely just ruining it because Trump involved himself in it. And taken at value is something unsophisticated and typically preferred by small children.