“What’s a ‘second thought’?” - every conservative

Her: “BuT bUt ‘VirTue SigNAling!” & ‘FaKE NeWs!’”, most definitely.

Oh, look, the irony of a guy who MAGA chuds would shout “GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY” at is an infinitely better American than them.

This film greatly affected a friend who experienced sexual child abuse from a family and helped them feel ‘heard’ and ‘seen’.

Ha-aa-ams! Broil em, fry em, stick em in a stew - even you couldn’t say no to that!

Much of the United States’ garlic, for example, is shipped in from China, whose disrupted supply chain has led to a 278% price increase on garlic...

“People get really excited about this chicken—their mouth is so juicy, so you kind of want to keep it distanced.”

Damn, I thought they were bedazzling the actual SPAM loaf. As if you can improve perfection.

Your comment was a rollercoaster of emotions. If I run, I know I can’t be any dumber of a President...

His grandson started crying because of the name:

We’ve been swerving more and more into the Dr Strangelove timeline...

“Sonic = Jesus ∴ Black Lives Matter”

Your post made me lol. This is some Dwight Shrute being the only one good enough to be his own Assistant to the Regional Manager type shit.  

+1

~90%? We’re like 2 minutes to midnight on the dumbsday clock.

Re-homing was the Christian thing to do. /s

“Be less of a dumbass”?

My mom passed before I realized how much I took her, and her recipes, for granted. My slight excuse f or the recipes is that I didn’t become interested in cooking until moved out of my hometown but still very much regret not knowing her more and more about her life. Anyways, I’ve been trying to reverse engineer some…

This isn’t the same as what Marnie is referencing but my corner store is constantly out, and restocking, items as people are going there much more than usual since the shelter in place. Which is great because it’s a family business but it does obviously suck when they happen to be out of something like eggs. And as…

But, don’t forget everyone, the most important point through all of this is ‘Blue/All Lives Matter’/’Respect The Military/The Flag’/’BUT HER EMAILS!/etc etc etc/’. /s