Yeah, I messed the quote up a bit.

Those that know me know that I am a progressive and charitable member of the community, and a loving and committed husband and father. I hope that those who do not know me understand that the Sports Illustrated article does not reflect who I am or my values.

+cob slobber

He would’ve completed those passes if it weren’t for those darn kids!

Lo Duca’s gonna “FAKE NEWS” his own story then? Definitely “mainstream media” something...

Is someone gonna let him know that Brady isn’t going to kiss him on the mouth despite him defending him like he’s literal family?

If you ask about or confirm a story with them directly, you’re part of the MSM problem.

+ Ted Bundy

The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach...

I’m getting tattooed on my deathbed.

Same as the Padres!

You might’ve been wrong in this instance but that scenario is completely plausible.

Terrific! +1

The scorpions may be native to Arizona and were prevalent on the propery but clearly the Epsteins were hoping for a wind of change.

Sorry, what happened with the lying? I missed it and couldn’t find anything with a quick search.

That Amy’s Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares where they claimed all of the desserts were made in house...

Seriously. Even non-fast food places will pre-make food and store/freeze them until re-heating for serving. Like, do people think someone is necessarily making lava cakes or individual sized mac-and-cheese ramekins on demand?

I make my own “sadness bag” with some leftovers. I have extra long utensils just for this.

Using a caddie is basically the closest Trump can get to actually owning a person, which is why he pines for when “America was great.”

The Spanos Family.