No, “showing off” is the issue, friend! He’s NOT “showing off”...

There’s a better joke in there somewhere.

And a figurative shitshow outside. It’s always an encouraging sign when you need to pay and receive your food through a similar mechanism through which Agent Starling passes documents to Hannibal Letter.

Oh, fuck. I’m glad I’ve missed out on that.

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11. The commentariat. We truly are The Mole People.

He’s “pushing boundaries, BRO.”

I believe at least Jon Bois is still there. His Chart Party vids on Youtube are interesting as hell.

X is like Y because Z.

Ah, thanks. That make sense for the orientation but could they retractable awnings to mitigated the melanoma? Even the Romans had those.

Wait. So they apparently did not do a solar study, and ended up with the sunny side, which everyone bails on to escape God’s Magnifying Glass Death Ray, as the side that’s also across from TV cameras. LOL

Make the pace makers align with the beat.

Artisanal Craft Sarsparilla.

The 49ers have quarreled with the city over its management since the stadium opened in 2014, most prominently over the 10 p.m. curfew for weeknight concerts and 11 p.m. curfew on weekends, which they say will drive away high-profile acts.

That Haight McDonald’s closed/got shutdown so now not only can you not get a Big Mac before/after the game, you’ll also be missing the opportunity to get shot/stabbed/assaulted/sold shit(fake) drugs/etc. But on the bright said, there’s a Whole Foods and Gap is still there, I believe. So yay....?

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Thanks for the interview, Soleil and Claire. Always still great to read about the city I live in!

I think I know the place, too.

As of this moment, there’s maybe one comment saying the ejection wasn’t justified. Literally nobody else has argued against it in good faith, just making jokes. Even the article states the ejection was understandable.

Mayock prefers toast, of milque variety.

Felling entitled to something that is not yours.
Getting upset when told you can’t have that thing.
Berating people just doing their job with no self-awareness, accept that you were wrong, and/or understanding that you, in fact, were the actual issue to begin with.

It’s hard being Trump, ya’ll.