I guess it’s a good thing we don’t really pick fights with anyone who can shoot back.

Thank you and everyone else involved for giving us the best and the most important TV show of our generation.

This is the single greatest image on the Internet today, June 25 2015.

ALL the cracked windshields...

Those are fun. That same first-gen 2.0T engine was used in the Verano Turbo and Regal GS until recently.

Fuck, this is the dumbest crash ever. Did he not have the traction control on?

TRIPLE CAUTION, JOHN

SAMMY! YOU’VE GOT TO TURN THE WHEEL SAMMY! YOU’VE GOT TO LISTEN TO MY CALLS

Groundhog was grounded to the ground.

I always see the number 10,000 in articles warning of flood-damaged cars. I think there’s a limit of 10,000 flood-damaged cars that are allowed onto the market at one time. Pretty sure that’s a government quota, since I see the number so often /s

You know what smells horrible? Burnt carbon fiber resin.

If it says Pratt and Whitney on the engine, it damn well better say Martin baker on he ejection seat.

If you ride those roads at over a ton, any miscalculation means death.

You needed a pause in your title.

it’s usually because some jackwagon ghost rider did a flyby while the pattern was full

Ya'll use sumptin called Keelo-meeters. We dunt know what-fer those mean.