but why did he park it on top of that fire? i guess we’ll never know...

We are heading for a Mike + Amy ticket. It’s the only plausible option. Unless Mike insists on Tom as a running mate. you heard it here first

if we are lucky, Bernie will keel over right in the middle of the convention floor, clearing the field for a real candidate

It’s so cute you think Trump is a Republican... or that democracy works

I thought the same thing! I don’t know if it’s the big forehead, the arched eyebrows or the pearly white teeth, but he’s Bill’s younger cousin... which totally makes me rethink my plan to vote for him!

Duesenberg Museum

Thanks for bringing some reality to this surreal comments section. 

I’ve seen two old men battle it out over the brunch bar in a nameless Florida restaurant. It very quickly devolves into two separate rants simultaneously, like a room with two TVs: one playing CNN and one playing Fox News. Eerily, about once a minute, they both say the same word or phrase at exactly the same time…

Classic dementia. You can’t swing a palm frond in southern Florida without hitting some old geezer ranting about nonsense. It all makes sense in their head...

Classic dementia case. You can’t go to the grocery store in southern Florida without hearing exactly the same gibberish from the walking dead.

we’ve got your six, no worries!

They’re not called “ankle biters” for nothing, so I’m with you on the Yo-baby’s chances against a boomer like Darth Sideous

And can I un-grey on io9? Pretty please

I completely agree, James, and I have two thoughts to back your observation:

The link is broken at the server, this should work instead:

When an industry abuses its workforce, the answer is unions: get one. Collective bargaining is a thing. Ref: 19th century industrial revolution and workers revolt

Police reported ahead... you think he wants a cookie?

Same story, different generation! I grew up on the turn 2 grandstands at ISLIP SPEEDWAY until it closed, then moved to Riverhead. My dad was pit crew on his buddy’s pinto-body modified. They got out when the Troyer-built modified took over. Still watch NASCAR, but it’s not the same thrill, unless it’s Whelen Modifieds…

COTD right here folks, go ahead and close the polls, we have a WINNER!

the answer is yes, of course: like entropy and chaos, evil never rests.