That was my first reaction, I'm getting old.

Say it in a Scottish accent, even better!

Yeah apparently it's what you call "Hokey Pokey"

That is fantastic. Also I love your username.

He was one of the best things about Glee.

That explains why Magic Mike was dull, I watched it sober.

I saw him in the Les Mis 25th Anniversary concert, he can't possibly be the talented one. More like the constipated one.

Oh they're fabulous. But unless they do kids sizes they won't have any in my size!

I want those boots.

No, that is still rape and can still be as traumatic, if not more so, for some women than stranger rape.

This comment made me laugh so hard. 'Kick' was one of the best albums of the 80s, I'm glad the asshole tripped.

I wondered what the hell you call cookery books.

A Good Man Goes To War.

Ah, thank you. I couldn't remember her character's name in Dr Who. I love Lorna Bucket and her needlepoint.

I think I actually squealed when I read the news!

It's been handy during the world cup for goals, tackle, Suarez bite etc. Apart from that, meh.

From about 30 secs in the best response to Joan Rivers 'jokes' about Adele.

It got the nickname Shagaluf for a reason.

Yeah it was more: "I'm sorry", now can I get my transfer to Barcelona.