That's how I felt about Jay Leno bumping off Southland before TNT rescued it.

The point is that the GOP could claim to make health insurance more "affordable" by bringing back junk plans that don't cover shit.

It's like that classic TV character He Hate Me from the XFL.

Mr. T's roasters: Bob Hope, George Peppard, Gary Coleman, Ann Jillian, Red Buttons, Rich Little, Rick Schroder, Gavin MacLeod, Slappy White, Dick Shawn, Howard Cosell, Maureen Murphy, Don Rickles, Nell Carter.

"Scandalize: shock or horrify (someone) by a real or imagined violation of propriety or morality"

M*A*S*H was heavily rerun even before going into syndication as part of the CBS Late Movie, so it wouldn't be at all unusual for Paige to be catching an old episode, even while new ones were airing.

Surprised to see a Dean Martin Roast in 1984? So was I.

It's "chicken butt" on King of the Hill, but of course they say "whut".

Yep. The second album was almost as strong as the first.

If it goes fractional after The Voice, that could be a step too far.

Yep, Powerless is dead, dead, dead.

Congratulations, you've passed the Wheel of Fortune audition!

"I ran to the record store to buy the 1981 debut LP from this new wave band, off which Telecommunication was the first single released."

Jeopardy! recap for Wed., Mar. 22 - Emlen had just taken the lead from champ Kevin when he extended it on DD2, after which a surprising miss by Kevin on DD3 cost him first place going into FJ. The scores after DJ were Emlen with $15,800, Kevin at $12,400 and Madeline with $4,200.

So the new lead Mad refers to the overall experiment as "Mystery Science Theater 3000"…that was never used as the name of the project within the show, was it?

Gold-plated catheters!

When the comment sections of 30-year-old Price Is Right episodes aren't safe from anti-Semetic rants, there's a problem.

The Life & Times of Tim is fantastic, so I will surely check out that pilot. Thanks for the tip!

It's OK. Maybe it's because I never was into parties that much, I tended to be in more quiet settings.