Syfy Shows Some Decent Horror Movies Censored To Ribbons Despite No FCC Jurisdiction So What's The Point?

Tokyo Drift

Will Cumberbatch be doing any shirtless construction work on this wall? Asking for a friend.

That was Scott Walker's plan before someone explained it would cost him Wisconsin's electoral votes.

:::Peschi threatens to slap O'Connor, crowd cheers in fervent support of violence against women:::

Noooo! Has the nation not suffered enough?!

No mention of The Pirate Movie's subversion of the trope by having a character bemoan an impending pie fight, only to have a stereotype Italian chef wheel out pizzas to throw instead?

He should get Moor to do.

"What does everyone think of the pre-commercial switch to black and white?"

An evil homosexual villain! That's novel for TV!

Meh-ry: The Terrible, Terrible 227 Story

Stuff and nonsense, Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? has always been and will forever be the greatest Lifetime movie title possible.

When we've reached that conclusion and we demand that it be remedied and keep demanding it until it is, in fact, remedied, that's when we've reached maturity.

Pipe down, Mrs. Gosling.

Nightly.

:::helps himself to Milkproof Robot's lunch from the break room fridge:::

Heineken? Fuck that! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

I didn't give a damn about Jenner's thoughts or opinions when Jenner was Bruce and I see no reason why I should care about them now that Jenner is Caitlyn. Jenner has acknowledged that she comes from a place of enormous wealth and privilege that most trans people can only dream of. I give her credit for that but that…

"Woody Harrelson enlists in The War Of The Planet Of The Apes"

I'm not sure what revisionist take you're meaning. The take where Barton is deeply closeted and in a sham marriage for decades and uncomfortable with any sort of public display? The take where Dale the prostitute refuses to help Barton with his aversion "therapy" but is still pretty self-loathing despite that? The one…