Who needs a new plot when you can just recycle an old one! Star Wars Episode 7, Creed..............

Probably a history repeating itself story. Lightning becomes Doc, has to teach some new kid how to race, etc..

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Fuck CNN

The Bengals went on to lose ... after getting a shitty outing from Andy Dalton

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

The thing that got me was how routine the hit looked. This wasn’t Vontaze Burfict cleaning Antonio Browns clock in last years wildcard playoff. How many times each Sunday do you see a similar hit to the one Kuechlys took? As as has been said many times before there really is no way for the league to regulate this out.…

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

The cart ride was hard to watch for me. He looked so helpless—normally we see the players waving to their teammates or acknowledging the fans, but his look of pure shock and fear was just...really sad

Shout out to commenter Beowulfensteiner for bringing this up yesterday.

FWIW I remembered PBA from a couple PSAs Barry Sanders made about the condition, though I didn’t bring it up in this article because Sanders was being paid by a drug company that makes PBA medication.

This may legitimately be the thing that makes me stop watching football. I’ll have to wait until the shock wears off to see if my usual indifference returns (which is, sadly, not a joke).
I think what made it hard was not only how scared Kuechly looked but how dominant he looked during the game. He was having an…

Can you at least give credit to the commenter in the previous article that mentioned Pseudobulbar effect?

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Yeah. At a job for 50 years sounds like a good time to retire. Probably going to sit in his smoking chair and watch Trump stumble his way around as President.

Oh boy....what shall I say....

He is Brazilian, after all.

Next up: “sheriff’s stars”.