you know the kid form school that always bragged about *insert thing he claimed he could do/what he owned/what his ankle did* but never showed any proof..... thats what they end up doing later in life, the exact same thing but on the internet because everyone around him in real life knows hes full of BS.

Goddamned right you got out my way.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

I remember when Obama won and Republicans refused to work with him on anything, refused day 1, and made it their goal to oust him in the first term.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Yeah, no change.

Guys come on.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

So vulgarity got the Wall rejected out of hand.

The Arrival vs Arrival.

And remember, the aliens were the ones responsible for the acceleration of global warming with their stealth terraforming.

I liked that movie. It wasn’t as smart as anything that’s even remotely close to the stuff Ted Chiang writes, not to mention a proper adaptation of his work, but it was fun. Although you’ve just completely spoiled it.