Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I think you missed a 2. But you make a good point. The rare pertinent Hulk comment.

I dnt play them games

Somehow scoring runs later in the game makes you worse than scoring them early? Got it, great logic

So. Much. Salt.

Your butt-hurt is showing

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

And people wonder why baseball is losing popularity among young people. NBA players could go full-on And 1 tournament during preseason and no one would care. Just thinking about this “respect the game” bullshit literally makes me tired.

It’s ok by me; I’ve called him a sanctimonious hypocrite before so I figure we’re even.

2—get back over here!!!

“I told you kid, ask Mr. Dolan for the refund.”

You are overlooking the obvious, he was running from this.

Only in Cleveland

“That’s that trap defense” Shawn Kemp.

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

This is just the dumbest take. I’m sorry.

Rubbin’s Racin’

Can we all just please acknowledge that steven adams is Adam Morrison?

The internet is a neutral medium. It’s people who are terrible.