I think you’re broadening the scope too much...the list of players who can carry a middling team on their back to 50 wins is populated by Lebron James. Maybe you could add a prime Dirk Nowitzki+Mark Cuban’s checkbook.

Well, Wall is 5 years younger, but strictly going with numbers, Wall closed the gap a little this year, but Paul has been the better player, and it’s not really close. Wall scores a little more (with far less efficiency) and his assist numbers are right there with Paul, but that’s about it. If you want to talk about…

John Wall has more versatile players around him. Chris Paul doesn’t have a 3, his 2 plays no defense, the 5 is a liability on offense and isn’t always engaged in defense, and the 4 is injured/collapses in crunch time.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

I hope, this was, supposed to, be satire, because you are, not correct, no commas, are needed, in the sentence, you quoted

Sell gasoline WITH the shoes. That way you can light them on fire and meet the demand of what consumers would rather do with them than wear them.

Scrolling through this list quickly, I don’t see anyone I really actively wish ill upon (well, except Trent Dilfer: God, if I never hear his voice again it’ll be too soon). But honestly, there are flat-out too many people in mass media, period.

Britt McHenry was just let go on the air on SportsCenter. The Worldwide Leader announced that they would validate her parking, however.

You’re talking to a guy that The New York Post fired because he was too much of a gossiping troll. A guy who trolls the Patriots so much he tried to turn Tom Brady’s suspension into a racist controversy about Jacoby Brissett. A guy so desperate to destroy the Pats he was caught editing together footage from a radio…

You’re laying it on pretty thick there, Mrs Hubbuch.

Kraft doesn’t meet the criteria of being a director AND owning 5% of the stock. So, like so much reporting these days, all smoke no fire. Rumor, gossip, fake.

Sure, the job involved making a lot of mountains out of molehills for the sake of a splashy back page, but it fit my style.

hey girl, whats ursine?

That’s depressing. But think how much more awesome the NFL would be if they adopted his helmet style.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Damn, how old are you, 145?

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

I wish a monument of the Ten Commandments would fall on Jeff Sessions.