everyone claims rick james is the best sketch on the show but for me it will ALWAYS be player haters ball.

what if they're both being imagined by meatloaf?

vulvatron isn't the only female member of GWAR—-slymenstra hymen was around long before.

there's a hollywood nails in my old town

family video is still active in the midwest as well.

i have no idea what they're going to cover for a season on hurricane katrina. lil' help here?

you'd think that's a no-brainer….(sigh)

i like to imagine he's trying on the various different ones looking for alfreds opinion on each. as long as the azreal metal monstrosity is in there somewhere i'm in.

POWPOW POW POW POW
POWPOW POW POW POW
FINISH HIM (thump thump thump thump)

shattering the glass was always so goddam satisfying.

remember when this thing was somewhat relevant because it actually maintained a link to…y'know, music?

i thought it was really strange how her name was prominently featured in the end credits. she was barely in the movie for two seconds.

"dong of justice" is the inevitable porn parody…