I put them on the same plane of desire.

Lust on 4 wheels, for sure.

“Oh no, our fictional character isn’t being taken seriously anymore.” Well boo-hoo.

“After all, ‘the average duration from penetration to ejaculation for human males is less than two minutes’,”

Go to hell, keep your sexist BS to yourself. Moron.

and then you give her tons of free publicity. Not the brightest lot, are you?

Too bad Gordon retired, he was the only gay driver in Nascar. :P

It’s why having a clutch is the best theft deterrent in the world, that 3rd pedal bewilders most.

I’m 45, out of shape, overweight, and have bad shoulders but can still do more pullups (>40 on a good day) and pushups than her. Men are just stronger and have more endurance, and that matters more in racing than you’re admitting.

So? As far as I know Muldowney has never even turned the steering wheel on one of her cars.

911 Turbo S

“Well, Ivan, you’ve asked an excellent question, because ol’ Doug has experienced this very same thing on many occasions. Of course, ol’ Doug never experienced this exact same thing, because ol’ Doug doesn’t have a Raptor. This is because ol’ Doug doesn’t scream at youth sports referees and share his political…

Good decision.

“Automatic Camaro”? Nope.

So you’re as bad as they are? Wonderful.

Why don’t YOU eat shit instead? You’re already talking it, so the next step should be easy.

Adjusting for inflation, the 250 GTO is the clear winner.

This or a Shelby GT350? Shelby, no question.

Yup. You think they move quickly on service? My Vanquish S (Farrah and I have nearly identical cars) was in the shop 3 weeks the last time I took it in, for a bad heater core. Why? Because people with Astons usually have 10+ other cars to drive and they aren’t in a rush to do anything. I imagine you can yell and fume,…